News & Satire
Sarge’s Satire Series: Skeletor is a Jerk!
Sarge has a wildly imaginative and oftentimes sarcastic sense of humor. It's been cultivated over years of uniformed service with USMC and as a LEO. Sometimes those guys just have to laugh so they don't cry. Honestly, I'm pretty sure some of these toys speak to him.... and he listens! Here is...
Sarge’s Satire Series: Sarge & Red’s Day Spa
Sarge has a wildly imaginative, and oftentimes sarcastic, sense of humor. It's been...
Ya Win Some, Ya Smurf Some
As you may undoubtedly know Sarge & Red's sponsored our bowling team at Imperial Lanes.... our...
Hazards of being married to a Vintage Toy Shop Owner
Does Sarge master the toys or do they master him? I mean, who’s really the slave in this...
Ghost Buster
Sarge’s Satire Series: Sarge & Red’s Day Spa
Sarge has a wildly imaginative, and oftentimes sarcastic, sense of humor. It's been cultivated over years of uniformed service with USMC and as a LEO. Sometimes those guys just have to laugh so they don't cry. And, to be honest, I'm pretty...
Ya Win Some, Ya Smurf Some
As you may undoubtedly know Sarge & Red's sponsored our bowling team at Imperial Lanes.... our skill level seemed unmatched against children at open bowling so I figured what the heck. After a few weeks of bumperless bowling, we quickly found we sucked, that is...
Hazards of being married to a Vintage Toy Shop Owner
Does Sarge master the toys or do they master him? I mean, who’s really the slave in this dichotomy? I married a man with a wide and wicked sense of humor, fluent in sarcasm, and smarter than your average bear. He also happens to have a panache for...
