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A toy store near you – season 6

A Toy Store Near You – Season 6

It’s been oh-so-hard not to spill the beans every time someone said “y’all should be on that show A Toy Store Near You”. Well, it's official! Season 6 of A Toy Store Near You premieres December 24th on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, Dish, YouTube, Google Play, Spectrum and more!...

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Toys for Tots Business Sponsorship Opportunity

As we’re getting ready for warm cozy times with our loved humans and animals (and don’t forget the toys!)… not everyone is so lucky.  Parents across the Macomb County region are worrying about how they are going to make that Christmas magic this year, and put presents...

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Sarge’s Satire Series: Skeletor is a Jerk!

Sarge has a wildly imaginative and oftentimes sarcastic sense of humor.  It's been cultivated over years of uniformed service with USMC and as a LEO.  Sometimes those guys just have to laugh so they don't cry.  Honestly, I'm pretty sure some of these toys speak to...

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Sarge’s Satire Series: Sarge & Red’s Day Spa

Sarge has a wildly imaginative, and oftentimes sarcastic, sense of humor.  It's been cultivated over years of uniformed service with USMC and as a LEO.  Sometimes those guys just have to laugh so they don't cry.  And, to be honest, I'm pretty...

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Ya Win Some, Ya Smurf Some

As you may undoubtedly know Sarge & Red's sponsored our bowling team at Imperial Lanes.... our skill level seemed unmatched against children at open bowling so I figured what the heck. After a few weeks of bumperless bowling, we quickly found we sucked, that is...

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Hazards of being married to a Vintage Toy Shop Owner

Does Sarge master the toys or do they master him?  I mean, who’s really the slave in this dichotomy?  I married a man with a wide and wicked sense of humor, fluent in sarcasm, and smarter than your average bear.  He also happens to have a panache for...

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